Waluigi Smash Pt2

See, i've been pummelling puny players with my punches of purple
I'm a violent violet villain who is vile and vulgar
Gloating in all my greatness in this game i'm a guru
While i'm distracted by my ego they be forming a circle
I should've known better
Blindsided by zelda.
Tried to sort her out but then i got a sword to the temple
Every version of link tried to hurt me permanently
Then a mob of these damn animations started merging a team
Getting bombarded with crow bars bar bells and arm bars
Pokemon trainer wanted me to get burned so he chose that charizard
Arse charred and all scarred by Mega man
I channeled in on my vengeance
Said lets go again
Jiggly puff,
Thinkin' he's tuff put him to sleep with a kick in the gut
Little mac was my punching bag chewed kirby up like bubblegum
I made the wii trainer do pushups mii brawler got shook up
Duck hunt got duck hunted they didn't duck and got cooked up
They tried to keep me out but i busted right in
Got nothin to lose so i might as well win
Bitch i'm waluigi every day and every night
You know i'm never playing when i'm out of here yelling wah
Yo whats yo deal with waluigi?
Bitch i'm warming up like a pre heating oven
Cuz i've been beating on these toons like i'm good at percussion
There's repercussions if you coming at the boy, no discussion
Yoshi been lobbing all these eggs but they get cooked by the dozen
That's over easy shulk and shiek got me slashed
But then i took out my racket quickly took care of that
Sonic, i couldn't catch that rodent was fucking fast
Wolf was showing them fangs i punted him in his patch.
Joker let out a laugh whacked him right in his mask
Fox you are not a star get the gun away from my cap
The trigger was pulling back i snatched it right out his hands
Let fire on rosalina and luma and lucas' abs
Bayonetta whip lashed me pistol whipped me with gats
Greninja tried to wash me out and sink the ship with a splash
Diddy went fuckin' ape and battered me with bananas
Simon and richter stuck me thought i was nosferatu
Don't let my lanky looking figure deceive you
I got that muscle mass
I made a shake out of pichu
Protein a hundred grams with those electrolytes
I'm buzzing up so now who's next to fight? i'm fully charged
So you can step up, ike
We collided in epic fashion the heaven's clashing
His ragnell was no match for my herculean racket
Olimar saw me pick every single one of his pikmin
And then he got his space helmet kicked in
King of the crocodiles you rule no land
Better go and hide i'll turn your ass to leather bag
Telekinetic grasp on my throat with no oxygen
Education comes in handy
Been studying boxing and
Uppercutted mewtwo his vision was two too
Palutena was totaled her temple got terminated
I'm coo coo falco lombardi hit phantasm
My back spasm'd
I'm worried that i'm going to lose lose
Cloud had me looking at a sky of
Gray if he put the finishing touch on me
I'ma die today
Roy pulled out the fire blade
With a smile on his face
Told me that its ending here
Recommended i should pray
Peach and daisy put the icing on the cake
Pikachu's about to fry me like fish filet
Marth and lucina were ready to take my life
Away inkling ready to splattershot my fuckin' brain
Then i heard a hold up wait
It was chrom walking to me
Said he wanna do the honours i won't see another day
They tried to keep me out but i busted right in
Got nothin to lose so i might as well win
Bitch i'm waluigi every day and every night
You know i'm never playing when i'm out of here yelling wah
Yo whats yo deal with waluigi?



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Writer(s): Kevin David Bennett
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