Waluigi Smash Pt1

So i've been sitting in this multi million dollar mansion
That i live in sipping some exquisite wine,
Lobster tail fresh out the kitchen
But i've been thinking i ain't satisfied with all the riches
Things are different, i feel a part of me is missing
Because there is no invitation to the game of beatings
This is the ultimate slap in the face, i'm angrered deeply
They call me up if they need a filler, that's how they treat me
They added jigglypuff in again, but said no waluigi
They just released it, definitely going to go ballistic
Big mistake, ixnaying the slender purple villain
Alert civilians, i lurk in buildings, disturbing millions
I'll hurt your feelings and curse at children, my smirk is chilling
They underestimated me from the getup
Remember they never thought i was a
Threat when i stepped in mario tennis
Jump in a sling pod, travel speed at the highest level
Bust through the ground like a giant worm from tremors
Just let me chug the rest of my merlot, limber up with some tae bow
Practice swing with raquet, loosening up my elbow
Time to put 'em on deathrow guess who confronts me first
Its pac man, so i laughed and whacked him back to the retro
What's yo deal with waluigi?
They made me vanish like i was houdini
You can't select me, so i'll step in freely
There's not a soul who can out compete me
What's yo deal with waluigi?
I was a trophy now i'm trophy winnin'
I'm making racket, cuz i'll come in swinging
They took me out cuz i'm bout to bring it
What's your deal with Waluigi?
Mii gunner, you gonna gun me down?
Mii swordfighter, you gonna cut me out?
Pit, i consider it a myth that you can bow and arrow a shot
I'll make you black out like mr. game and watch
Donkey kong, who let you out of your crate at the zoo?
Big for nothing monkey, i'll tranquilize you just with my shoe
Incineroar, i insist that you sit before you get torched
Oh hey, wario i like you but today you get war
That's for sure
R.o.b robo beam
Won't be effective when i hit that control alt delete
Even if all of you team, i'm down to brawl and defeat
I never made the list, so now i gotta blow off some steam
Man, this is easy
Easy peezy robin squeezy
Ness was levitating so i leveled him and left him leaking
Bowser junior bit my ankle like a chuihuahua,
I was about to squash his body til a shadow came over top me
It was his father, big bad bowser in the flesh
Tried to take me out with fire flames coming from his breath
I said hell no, you turtle lizard dinosaur bitch
Gave him a 10 punch and stomped on his dinosaur kid
He got squished
Ryu, you'll die dude
Ken, you'll die too
Stop looking at dr. mario, he cannot revive you
Lucario, i'm sorry bro
The energy in your aura low
Hang on, did i just get spit on by mario?
What's yo deal with waluigi?
They made me vanish like i was houdini
You can't select me, so i'll step in freely
There's not a soul who can out compete me
What's yo deal with waluigi?
I was a trophy now i'm trophy winnin'
I'm making racket, cuz i'll come in swinging
They took me out cuz i'm bout to bring it
I'm bout to bring it
What's your deal with Waluigi?