Opposite Day

It's Opposite Day, yeah, Opposite Day
Wear your pants on your head
Crap in your hat, it's Opposite Day
On Opposite Day, yeah, Opposite Day
Buy a black baby on the white market, it's Opposite Day

On Opposite Day, people get me
And crazy exes forget me
And all abortions go to Heaven

On Opposite Day, yeah, Opposite Day I have normal sex with people in my general age range
And on Opposite Day, yeah, Opposite Day
Your mom's not a whore on Opposite Day

What's that you say?
Your mom passed away?
Well she'll still be alive when it's Opposite Day

On Opposite Day, puppies pet me
And receiving a blow job upsets me
'Cuz my dick sucks itself on Opposite Day
Opposite Day, Opposite Day



Credits
Writer(s): Greg Hernandez
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