If I Was a Girl - Acapella

Don't you hold that door open
But don't you let it slam in my face
We are equals don't you know that
Boy it's time that you learned your place
There is no time for your confusion
Adapt to the rules that were made yesterday
And then change all of your behavior
They call it progress, get out of the way

If I was a girl, I'd neuter you
Take your balls away & see how you do
If I was a girl, I'm telling you
If things don't go my way, I'm yelling me too
All the guys be blowing up my phone
All this time I'd rather be alone
Playing with my prick & tuckin' my bone

Long before my operation
I still remember how it used to be
Waking up in someone's body
But my mind, well, that's always been me
There was no time for my confusion
In my head I knew just what to do
The doctor made a slight incision
The next thing I know, my dick was removed

If I was a girl, I'd neuter you
Take your balls away & see how you do
If I was a girl, I'm telling you
If things don't go my way, I'm yelling me too
All the ladies want to take a ride
But my manhood has been pushed to the side
Oh what the hell, I guess it's Saturday night!

Now that I have made the changes
Chopped off the parts that would get in the way
I keep'em wrapped up in the freezer
Because they still might come in handy one day
If I sort out this confusion
Or if the world makes this crazy be sane
The only thing that is for certain
Is that I just might change my mind again

If I was a girl, I'd neuter you
Take your balls away & see how you do
If I was a girl, I'm telling you
If things don't go my way I'm yelling me too
You can call it gender genocide
I'll be happy with this vertical smile
Right where it belongs, between my thighs