The Vampires May Never Hurt You but Capitalism Totally Will

Dressed all in black on this Halloween night
When up from my phone beamed a fabulous sight
Can this be true? Tell me it's real
That MCR rises like phantoms with zeal.
Where's my shirt from The Black Parade
Does it fit me still

My Chemical Romance is back from the dead
Don't buy yourself tickets
Get me a pair instead
I'd buy them myself but my bank account's low
Tell Liza Minnelli I must see the show
My job is soul-sucking you don't even know
Please get me, please get me, please get me some
I don't have any disposable income
What if I'm working
What if I'm up late
What have I become

How do I prove that I'm really worthy
A conspiracy remark about John F. Kennedy
I'll sing for the world. I'll do push-ups in drag
To witness the show, and then later brag
I was so close to Gerard Way
I almost touched his hand
Oh my God! He actually looked at me
I SWEAR

My Chemical Romance is back from the dead
Don't buy yourself tickets
Get me a pair instead
I'd buy them myself but my bank account's low
Tell Liza Minnelli I must see the show
My job is soul-sucking you don't even know
Please get me, please get me, please get me some
I don't have any disposable income

Please get me, please get me, please get me some

My Chemical Romance is back from the dead
Don't buy yourself tickets
Get me a few instead
I'd buy them myself but my FICO score's low
Tell Liza Minnelli it's on with the show
My job is soul-sucking you don't even know
Please get me, please get me, please get me some
I don't have any disposable income
What if I'm working
What if I'm up late
What have I become

Please get me, please get me, please get me some
I don't have any disposable income
What if I'm working
What if I'm out late
What have I become