Knot Cool

Oooo, it's bold it's daring
Um, no, it's gross it's scary
The kids are terrified by that thing
So do us all a favor man and cut yourself free

Recycle the drama homie, you can save the issue
I'll blow a genital sneeze up in your facial tissue
I'm getting amped up
You know the blowjob is serious when he puts his hair in a man bun

The mullet for millennials
I rock a man bun too it sits above my dick and balls
I love you man I'm just toying
I think it's cute you grew a saddle horn for your boyfriend

I can't hold back the laughing impulse
When I see a man mistake his laziness for a fashion symbol
I get it your chic bummy
Shopping up at Target buying Diet Coke and a scrunchy

Time will only tell
Can we escape the fate of dude's not man enough to rock a pony tail?
Cringe or cliche your choice pick it
Cause that's not a man bun bro, that's a boy biscuit

Oooo, it's bold it's daring
Um, no, it's gross it's scary
The kids are terrified by that thing
So do us all a favor man and cut yourself free

Hide that thing bro it's a shame to see
Nobody cares you're in the new-age elite
It's your parents I feel embarrassed for
We get it, you're complex, you grew it long, but you wear it short

And to those kids with the limp shocks
Of hair shooting off the top, dudes you got to stop
For real, kill it dead
I'm going to call you Project Pat because you look like a chicken head

And no it isn't fashion advanced
It's the functional equivalent of sagging your pants
I'm getting fed up like 2pac, dude stop, you got
To remove that fucking douche knot

Oooo, it's bold it's daring
Um, no, it's gross it's scary
The kids are terrified by that thing
So do us all a favor man and cut yourself free