Up on That Naughty List

Who said Christmas music can't be hip?
Hold my jingle bells

I'm rapping about Christmas
Wrapping gifts for Christmas
No ones ever mean
And no one tries to diss us

Everybody knows
That Christmas foods delicious
Everybody shows
That this time is tradition

Christmas is the best
Don't matter your religion
If you don't celebrate Christmas
Then think about transition

Nah I'm just kidding
I don't mean no imposition
I'm gonna go sledding
In these nice and chill conditions

Family tryna hug me
Stay indoor all snuggly
Relaxing by the fire
But my mom is way too cuddly

Santas got the gifts
Hes everybody's buddy
He'll give you stuff for free
Don't worry bout' your money

Just don't be mean
And talk about his tummy
Because between you and me
I think Santas kinda chubby

Wrapped up in these blankets
I be lookin' like a mummy
Peepin' Santa's cookies
They be looking pretty yummy

Christmas
Naughty List
Christmas
Naughty List

I'm all about Christmas
But don't be surprised if you see me up on that naughty list
What can I say, I'm still all about Christmas
But don't be surprised if you see me up on that naughty list
Up on that naughty, yeah

Now don't get me wrong
Christmas isn't all happy
Playing the same songs
I'm sick of Mariah Carey

Why does she keep saying
All she wants for Christmas is me?
She's 49 years old
And I'm only 19

And don't get me started
About putting up that dumb tree
Pinecones everywhere
And that tree is hella stinky

These gifts are expensive
They're eating all my money
My cars covered in snow
I should move down to hawaii

Catch me posting on that block
Look Mall Santa kids will gawk
New iPhone dudes will flock
Christmas Choirs doors will knock

See these presents I'm a hawk
Such good presents I'm in shock
Ho Ho Ho fakers mock
My sister makes bad Tik Toks

Don't be mad I still like Christmas
This is all just talk
I'm getting you a present
I got that gift on lock

But Christmas songs are bad
Like Jingle Bell Rock
Who writes these songs?
They can go suck my co-

Hey, no swearing on Christmas

Christmas
Naughty List
Christmas
Naughty List

I'm all about Christmas
But don't be surprised if you see me up on that naughty list
What can I say, I'm still all about Christmas
But don't be surprised if you see me up on that naughty list
Up on that naughty, yeah

I'm all about Christmas
But don't be surprised if you see me up on that naughty list
What can I say, I'm still all about Christmas
But don't be surprised if you see me up on that naughty list
Up on that naughty, yeah

I'm not actually on the naughty list though right?
Please Santa, I need more anime shirts



Credits
Writer(s): Devon Parker
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

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