E33 (Coolness, Awesomeness, Radicalness)

(E33
From Sori 52
In tribute to SoGreatandPowerful
Lyrics recorded by Tamashii)

woof woof
woof
all right
oh sweetie
let's get this thing started
ehehehehehehaha-yahaha-hoho-haha-hehe

sincerest apologies, Rainbow if our pets were bothering you
meow
say you're sorry, Opal
hiss
she's. sorry

what are you all doing out here
why we always- for our regular-round up our critters for a- pony- round up our critters for a pet play-date in this park
you do?
I thought you knew.
you didn't know?
she didn't know?!
initially planned on in- time every week
have a pet
not much point of a pony
bothering you
choices at my house
now wait a minute
just because I don't have a pet n-
doesn't mean I never- never want a pet- now
initially planned on in-
same time every- have a pet
not much point of a- play date
bothering you
so many wonderful
now wait a minute
just because I don't have a pet now doesn't- never- never-
exactly.

Coolness!
Awesomeness!
Radicalness!
Guts!
Style!
Care and attention.
Love and affection.
Coolness!
Awesomeness!
Radicalness!
Aren't those all the same thing?
You would think that, twilight.

Coolness!
Awesomeness!
Radicalness!
Guts!
Style!
Care and attention.
Love and affection.
Coolness!
Awesomeness!
Radicalness!

Cutsie? Wootsie?
Have you even met me?

Any questions?

So! You all think you've got what it-
my pet- takes to be m- -ee about that
Well, we'll just- humiliate yourself
bow out now- in front of your peers -handle it
If any of you don't think you c-ompetition isn't- this- weak.
for the- room on Team Dash
to be able to- Dash- one of you
and my- pet
Does she understand what a pet really needs?

my future pet needs to- take it to the extreme
Seri- shy! The turtle? Tortoise.
dreamed of being some-
NO!
won't even know
there's no way
won't even know
look a-
oh
-t him
oh
hurt to let him try
ugh, fine!
But don't- don't-
game, you know
games will determine wh-
looking for
sorta s- not s- pretty- could be more-
Yeah! That's speed!
look a-
oh
-t him
oh
Just let him try?
fine
warn-
say I didn't
-s isn't a
say I didn't

Coolness!
Awesomeness!
Radicalness!
Guts!
Style!
Care and attention.
Love and affection.
Coolness!
Awesomeness!
Radicalness!
Aren't those all the same thing?
You would think that, twilight.

Coolness!
Awesomeness!
Radicalness!
Guts!
Style!
Care and attention.
Love and affection.
Coolness!
Awesomeness!
Radicalness!

Cutsie? Wootsie?
Have you even met me?

Any questions?

So the final- contest is going to be- a race against... me!

Ready?
Setgo!

C'mon s- You wanna win
AVALANCHE!
Hey!
Whoaaaa!
No! Wait! Come back!
Don't leave me! I'm the one who's supposed to win!
I don't wanna end up stuck here... forever!
Oh no, nonono, th-this can't be happening.
Somepony! Anypony! Help me!

You?!

Oh no!
Now I'm not only g-
forever
-urtle in
-oing to be stuck
world

Where's Rainbow Dash?!
Great galloping galoshes!
Wait! Look!

It's the turtle!
Tortoise!
Oh, whatever
It's Rainbow Dash! It's her! It's Rainbow!

(woo-oo-hoo / oh yeah / oh man that was close / awesome / alriiiiight)

Oh, thank goodness you're not hurt, Rainbow!
Just my pride.

Coolness!
Awesomeness!
Radicalness!
Guts!
Style!
Care and attention.
Love and affection.
Coolness!
Awesomeness!
Radicalness!
Aren't those all the same thing?
You would think that, twilight.

Coolness!
Awesomeness!
Radicalness!
Guts!
Style!
Care and attention.
Love and affection.
Coolness!
Awesomeness!
Radicalness!
Cutsie? Wootsie?
Have you even met me?
Any questions?

What's the matter?
You got your perfect pet, right?
The best of the best like you wanted, remember?
The only racer who crossed the finish line with me was the one who stopped to save me when I needed help.
The tortoise!
You just can't stop that little guy. He's like a... like a... Tank!