Looking for the 'Hey!' Factor (In a Stack of Needles)

She was looking for Mr.Right
She went out every Saturday night
None of the blokes seem to meet the mark
And never seemed to create a spark
So she turned to the internet
To see what she could get
Just photographs from faceless guys
Didn't impress nd she realised

It's like looking for the 'Hey!' factor
In a stack of needles
Find they all have the same incline
Pricks with just one thing in mind
Stick around for a 'one night stand'
But long-term was her plan
So their mindless request
She declined (sex pests!).

She continued to seek
But her chances looked bleak
She was tempted to settle for less
But she knew they wouldn't impress
Had the need for something more
Been down this road before
Heartless intentions
Hardly even worth a mention

Looking for the hey! factor
In a stack of needles
All with the same incline
Pricks with one thing on their mind
Stick for a 'one night stand'
But long-term was her plan
So their mindless requests
She declined (sex pests!)

All snakes, she was charmer
She liked sex but she would rather
More romance than before
Was fun but not anymore
All of the same thing, she wanted sincerity
Needed loving but never seemed to be
Anything more than lustful greed
Testosterone driven desires to feed

She was looking for Mr.Right
She went out every Saturday night
None of the blokes seem to meet the mark
And never seemed to be a spark
So she turned to the internet
To see what she could get
Just photographs from faceless guys
Made her come to realise

Looking for the hey! factor
In a stack of needles
All with the same incline
Pricks with just one thing on their mind
Stick for a 'one night stand'
But long-term was her plan
So their mindless sex requests
She declined (sex pests!)