#CATPOSTERHULKSMASH

Let today be the day you love the world in all caps
Seize the cheeseburger and hold it with both hands
Believe that even neck first, hanging on is in fact
More than a stress tactic, it's practically all that we have

You would like you when you're happy, satisfied and all that
Someone your future self would be proud to call their past
The last nail biter, lighting the sky with the blast
Of a sunrise on repeat in perpetual broadcast

Even sans banner, you can handle this, no crap
Just believe in the leap and the canyon becomes a path
See, the moving of mountains doesn't require much math
Just a thunder clap reserved for the jerks that swore you can't

I think I can, I think I can, dag nabbit, I am

I am success personified, part gold with a human half
And gosh darnit the future was tattooed on my grasp
The most savage of the snapdragons in the garbage patch
I am alive and breathing and that's all I need to believe in magic

Act like every lion in the distance is a flag
And their roaring is a cheer to celebrate me as I pass
Dead last is first place with a bench glued to the ass
And the density of a tear drop to a bead of sweat is a laugh

What's my suggestion, you ask?
I think I can, I think I can, dag nabbit, I am

Cat
Poster
Hulk
Smash

When life hands you lemons, send em back for limes
For that mountain of mistakes says how great we are at trying
There's no dying in baseball, lace up for evasive action
There's a battalion of goals on the horizon in need of smashing

You are the specialest ex monster to ever to save a stone
Only capable of greatness, you are sacred, you are home
Let it go. Let it go

Oh

And never give up the satisfaction of looking down on your actions
There's a battalion of goals on the horizon in need of smashing

I am the antithesis of the demons that hold me back
And for pete's sake quit letting them speak on my behalf
A journey of a thousand miles starts with one bad adage
And ends with a hell of a lot more than I thought I'd manage

I am gravitating toward the sun with better wings than wax
And a gamma radiated heart that'll beat you where you stand
With a brutal love unmatched, but only if you ask
Closed mouths are only fed the swallowed tongue on which they gag

What's my suggestion, you ask?

Cat
Poster
Hulk
Smash