Christmas Sweater
I know the holidays
They aren't for everyone
But there is something you can do
If you want to have some fun
You could buy yourself a Christmas sweater
They make everyday so much better
You can find one on sale at Target
It might feel like your grandma's shag carpet
It doesn't even have to be Christmas
Just don't forget to update your Amazon wishlist
And when you're on your way
Try to find some time to stop
For a peppermint mocha latte
Before you start to shop
You will find yourself in line at Starbucks
Wondering what color is on the new holiday cups
I hope you remembered to bring your red card
Save five percent and put more in the tipjar
It doesn't even have to be christmas
Just go ahead and drink chocolate for breakfast
You will feel complete
Underneath of that wooly fleece
I hope you don't have allergies
Or you're going to be itchy
You could buy yourself a christmas sweater
With blinking lights and a rednose reindeer
Take a selfie and update your tinder
When they see your style they'll know you're a winner
It doesn't even have to be winter
You will thank me for the best day ever
They aren't for everyone
But there is something you can do
If you want to have some fun
You could buy yourself a Christmas sweater
They make everyday so much better
You can find one on sale at Target
It might feel like your grandma's shag carpet
It doesn't even have to be Christmas
Just don't forget to update your Amazon wishlist
And when you're on your way
Try to find some time to stop
For a peppermint mocha latte
Before you start to shop
You will find yourself in line at Starbucks
Wondering what color is on the new holiday cups
I hope you remembered to bring your red card
Save five percent and put more in the tipjar
It doesn't even have to be christmas
Just go ahead and drink chocolate for breakfast
You will feel complete
Underneath of that wooly fleece
I hope you don't have allergies
Or you're going to be itchy
You could buy yourself a christmas sweater
With blinking lights and a rednose reindeer
Take a selfie and update your tinder
When they see your style they'll know you're a winner
It doesn't even have to be winter
You will thank me for the best day ever
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Writer(s): Matt Chellini
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