Stop Playing Games

B-b-b-b baby
We met today, I gave you Goosebumps
I hope you like mid-nineties horror books

You said you wouldn't date me
But now we're up in my apartment
I can tell you're trying to play games with me
Well you're in luck, cause I've got loads of games
How about 007, Agent Under Fire?
I'll teach you how to use the grappling hook

So come on over woman
I'm gonna treat you right
I'll let you use the good controller
If you come on over woman
Sit on the couch with me
Move a little closer
So you can get a better look at the book of cheat codes

B-b-b-b baby
I think I misread the situation
I thought you came 'round for some PS2
But b-b-b-b baby
Now I see your real intention
It's a different type of game with me
In a different room
Well you've come to the right place
I've got Sims 2 set up on my bedroom desktop
I'll let you drown Cordelia in the pool

So come on over woman
Pull up the second chair
We're swapping in 15 minutes
If you come on over woman
I know I'm taking a while
I swear I'm nearly finished
But isn't this cozy
And I'm pretty enthused to make 'em do the business

Boy, stop playing games with me
Oh, wait what are you doing?
Boy, stop playing games with me
Oh, no no no no no no no no, don't touch that cord
Boy, stop playing games with me
I haven't saved my game
Boy, stop playing games with me
Oh, please please please, oh
Boy, stop playing games with me
Boy, stop playing games with me
Boy, stop playing games with me
Boy, stop playing games with me