House Party or Die (feat. Little Stranger)

Lot o' people in the house (in the house)
Welcome
Wel-
Welcome to the party
Wuh-uh wuh-uh wuh-uh woh
Wuh-uh wuh-uh wuh woah
Wuh-uh woah
Brought it
Got it
We-we
We like to party

So a long (long), long (long) week ago
We went to throw a party
With some freaks for show
C'mon, c'mo' we gotta let these people know
So we all hit the town for the street patrol
Sayin' "you're invited, you're invited, you are not"
Told all but them neighbors not to call the cops
So rolled out the red carpet then I bought some booze
Let's hope this shit ends up on the evenin' news (five at five)
Good lord look who walked through the door
This young thing (hey) with a nose ring
Lookin' to score (gigidi-gigidi-gigidi)
I play it cool
Minimal amounts of drool
I'm pitiful
Why must life be so cruel?
But I recover (what?)
Grab a secret stash from the cupboard (hey!)
Sneak away and drink it with your mother
I love her (mh)
It's all good if I got my pass
'Cause it's a party baby
And it's in the house

La-di da-di
Welcome to the party
Time to get you cardio
Baby just move your body
Eeny meeny miny moe
And no we don't bother nobody
But the neighbors if they hate us
They just wanna come and party
La-di da-di
Welcome to the party
Time to get you cardio
Baby just move your body
Eeny meeny miny moe
And no we don't bother nobody
But the neighbors if they hate us
They just wanna come and party

I was standing in the corner of the kitchen by myself
Eying up the pot brownies on the top shelf (uh damn)
I'm thinking maybe just a nibble will do
But I didn't eat dinner so I gobbled down two
Oh shit (was there weed in them?)
I fucking blew it (is he alright?)
I got to keep this conversation fluid (uugh)
Too high to function
Feelin' like a clown at a funeral luncheon
I'm a goner
Man I reached my marijuana maximum consumption
Goddamn hors d'oeuvre threw my night for a curve
But I could be the hero that this party deserves
So I boot and rally sink the last cup
Turns out it was my team's cup
Fuck

La-di da-di
Welcome to the party
Time to get you cardio
Baby just move your body
Eeny meeny miny moe
And no we don't bother nobody
But the neighbors if they hate us
They just wanna come and party
La-di da-di
Welcome to the party
Time to get you cardio
Baby just move your body
Eeny meeny miny moe
And no we don't bother nobody
But the neighbors if they hate us
They just wanna come and party

The sheer con o' beer pong
Party all year long
I don't leave the table until every beer here gone
Dear mom, sorry I'm partying daily
I know you wish that I would have a wife and a baby
But nuh
Sorry
I don't see the fun in that
Relationships they hold me back
From making the crap go forth and back
'Cause sorta like a nordic track
I'm scoring like a quarterback
Wait, who's that girl over there?
Flip, run it back

Hey, what's your name?
I'm Laura
I can't hear you
Laura
What?
Laura
Come again
Lau-ra
Can you spell it for me?
LAU-ra
Sorry, it's so loud in here
Laura
What?
(Huhuh)
I'm-I'm just not getting it
Laura

Well, could I see you tomorrow, Laura
It would be a' honor
Honestly I better haul up better yet and thank your momma
For a daughter even hotter than a jalapeno popper
Oh you though that I'd say "Llama in a sauna with pajamas"?
Well good god oh mighty
Somebody grab 'em behind me
Right behind me
I'm an exotic product of the 90s
(We-we-we)
You won't find me in the club
With a bottle full of bub
No, I'm at a house party drinking beer from a jug
Motherfucker what?

Got it, got it
Brought it
Got it
Motherfucher what?
Lot o' people in the house
Lo-lo-lo lo
Lo-lo-lo lo
Brought it
Got it (*ding-dong*)

*Ding-dong*



Credits
Writer(s): Alexander Holloway Iv Veazey, Kevin Michael Shields, John Peter Shields
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