Me, Rude?

You say I'm rude
I say get screwed
I won't be moved
So bring on the feud

Call me rude then
Fuck you and on you I'll flem
You can go blow torch your bell-end
You a fuck off I send
Is that what ya mean
By my rude routine
Well not every fucker is pristine
So go neck back some strychnine
No one rules me
So my tongue talks unethically
That's not my quandary
It's yours for being so high and mighty
Just take the rude I present
And get fucking bent
I will always be insolent
To you fuckers with ya asses up for rent

You say I'm rude
I say get screwed
I won't be moved
So bring on the feud

So then rude I'm gonna be
Well don't that come as rudimentary
To a rude fiend like me
Well that's how me you see
Fuck off then why don't ya
Die from pneumonia
You fucking asshole cunt moaner
Choke to death eating a shit filled samosa
Is that rude enough
Or do you want some more rude stuff
Fine eat ya granny's bum fluff
And go get ya mum up the duff
Hang on you'll like doing that
Cos ya an inbred twat
You fucking homo sap
Taking it up ya fucking ass crack

You say I'm rude
I say get screwed
I won't be moved
So bring on the feud

I ain't changing my act for shit
It ain't in my remit
So go suck ya fucking dick
And with it pay up ya daddies ass a visit
If I'm too rude for you
Tough shit cos this I'm gonna fucking do
So from ya ass play a didgeridoo
I don't give a fuck for your taboo
Face the fucking reality
That I'm rude and I be rude quite happily
I'm not the only one lacking morality
So what if my shit is an indecency inflammatory
It's just what you can fucking take
See my rudeness is innate
So fuck you and go constipate
And for my rudeness accommodate

You say I'm rude
I say get screwed
I won't be moved
So bring on the feud

Can you smell the rudeness in the air
Guess who fucking put it there
Yeah me and like fuck do I care
Well I got so much rude to share
And you are the recipients
Of my rudeness's impudence
That to you is a damaging hindrance
Showing up your incompetence
You should treasure my rudeness
For it is the rudest
From this you can conclude this
Fuck sake you fuck wits are fucking clueless
Can't you see how my rudeness is so talented
You see with rudeness I'm well faceted
For it can't you find an adjective
Seeing as for you it's an unpleasant additive

You say I'm rude
I say get screwed
I won't be moved
So bring on the feud



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Writer(s): Jan Paszkowiec
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