Theme for a Dog (Self-Authority)

A screamin' dog flyin' off a mountain
I shoot the bird & I kick a fountain
I smoke a blunt & I punt a cunt
For backsassin', ya know ya shunt
The little children in their Easter best
I divebomb 'em as you might have guessed
They run screamin' in this rain of fire
Home to their mamas that call 'em a liar

Behold
Self-Authority
Make it wild & sweet

A screamin' dog wearin' leather chaps
Hoverin' over your house perhaps
His caustic drool ruins your pool
He prank calls & he closes the school
He's flea-ridden don't care he's forbidden
To eat the candy from the baskets he's shidden
This mangy jerk done broke his leash
His only weakness is Asparagus Quiche

My screamin' dog joins
Mariachi Band
Fur on your furniture
Gets out of hand
Gnaws on a toothpick
With guitar in paw
Straps on his goggles
As he breaks the law

Behold
Some Self-Authority
I make it wild & sweet
Some Self-Authority
I make it wild & sweet



Credits
Writer(s): Kevin Kerr
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