The End
Own brand tequila tastes like wobbly legs
Then blurry vision leads to a trip quite fast down a flight of stairs
There's a hundred pictures of folks in mirrors all looking slightly worse for wear
And 'I weren't that bad' is the line often dropped before the videos get sent off
I'm never drinking again
Next time I'll stay in
It's all a lie
It'll only get much worse from here
I'm never drinking again
Next time I'll just drive
But give it 20 years
It's what you'll value in the end
Ey! Ey!
Ey! Ey!
Ey! Ey!
Ey! Ey!
Sore legs sore eyes sore head sore mind
There's not a single Wetherspoons in sight
I'd drained my bank at the first bar that we found
And how on Earth does a gin and tonic cost me 8 pound
I'm never drinking again
Next time I'll stay in
It's all a lie
It'll only get much worse from here
I'm never drinking again
Next time I'll just drive
But give it 20 years
It's what you'll value in the end
Ey! Ey!
Ey! Ey!
Ey! Ey!
Cos after all
Cos after all
Cos after all
Time spent out there is not time you've spent alone
One, two, three, four!
I'm never drinking again
Next time I'll stay in
It's all a lie
It'll only get much worse from here
I'm never drinking again
Next time I'll just drive
But give it 20 years
It's what you'll value in the end
Then blurry vision leads to a trip quite fast down a flight of stairs
There's a hundred pictures of folks in mirrors all looking slightly worse for wear
And 'I weren't that bad' is the line often dropped before the videos get sent off
I'm never drinking again
Next time I'll stay in
It's all a lie
It'll only get much worse from here
I'm never drinking again
Next time I'll just drive
But give it 20 years
It's what you'll value in the end
Ey! Ey!
Ey! Ey!
Ey! Ey!
Ey! Ey!
Sore legs sore eyes sore head sore mind
There's not a single Wetherspoons in sight
I'd drained my bank at the first bar that we found
And how on Earth does a gin and tonic cost me 8 pound
I'm never drinking again
Next time I'll stay in
It's all a lie
It'll only get much worse from here
I'm never drinking again
Next time I'll just drive
But give it 20 years
It's what you'll value in the end
Ey! Ey!
Ey! Ey!
Ey! Ey!
Cos after all
Cos after all
Cos after all
Time spent out there is not time you've spent alone
One, two, three, four!
I'm never drinking again
Next time I'll stay in
It's all a lie
It'll only get much worse from here
I'm never drinking again
Next time I'll just drive
But give it 20 years
It's what you'll value in the end
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Writer(s): Alexander Brook
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