The Naked Mole Rap

Come on and listen to the mole rap

Na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na
(Oh) na na na na na na na na na na
(Oh) na na na na na, hit it

Yo, listen up, have a howler from Ron
"Naked Mole Rap" is the name of the song (word)
Here's a story in all its glory, ain't hidin' nothin'
Y'all know what the truth is how Ron met Rufus
Never heard a cat bark, never heard a puppy purr
My dad's allergic to every kind of fur
So I searched for hairless pets on the internet
Saw a JPEG of a pink thing, gonna need sunscreen

What is that, that freaky thing?
(Yes, that's right, it's the naked mole rat)
Come on, y'all, let the girlies sing
(Listen to the naked mole rap) uh-huh
What is that, that freaky thing?
(Yes, that's right, it's the naked mole rat)
Hey, wait, I can't hear the girls sing
(Listen to the naked mole rap)

Na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na

I heard a Smartie Mart was havin' a sale
On a hairless pink rodent with a long skinny tail (that's me)
It seemed to me this could be a solution
The perfect pet for my dad's sensitive constitution
So the manager came to open the cage
He said, "You know, this pet's hairless"
I said, "I couldn't care less"
Handed him to me, said, "Be careful, don't drop it
And do you want this cage?"
"No, I'll keep him in my pocket" (yeah, hey)

What is that, that freaky thing?
(Yes, that's right, it's the naked mole rat)
Come on y'all, let the girls sing
(Listen to the naked mole rap) oh yeah
What is that, that freaky thing?
(Yes, that's right, it's the naked mole rat)
Uh, gonna buy me some bling-bling
(Listen to the naked mole rap) oh yeah

Ooh, super freaky
Guitar, baby, uh
What are we missin' here?
Rufus, the naked mole rat

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na

(Oh) na na na na na na na na na na
(Oh) na na na na na na na na na na
(Oh) na na na na na na na na na na
(Oh) na na na na na

Can I get a boo-yah? (Boo-yah)
Oh, can I get a boo-yah? (Boo-yah)
Look at the camera, say cheese (cheese)
Smile for the camera, say cheese
Can I get a boo-yah? (Boo-yah)
Oh, can I get a boo-yah? (Boo-yah, boo-yah)
I'll look at the camera, say cheese (cheese)
I'd smile for the camera, say cheese

We've heard of Bueno Nacho, chimerito and a naco
Always grande size it, why not, I'm buyin'
Rufus in my pocket, you can't stop it
Can't top it, don't drop it, you might just pop it
Rufus and Ron Stoppable
With our best friend Kim Possible
We're not afraid of any attack
I say "Yo, KP, we got your back" (hai-yah)

What is that, that freaky thing
(Yes, that's right, it's the naked mole rat) oh
Come on y'all, let the girlies sing
(Listen to the naked mole rap) uh, uh
What is that super freaky thing?
(Yes, that's right, it's the naked mole rat) whoo
Come on y'all, let those girlies sing
(Listen to the naked mole rap) yeah

This ain't no, no freak-o
Yeah, that's right, it's the naked mole rap
This ain't no, no disco
Come on, y'all, it's the naked mole rap
Uh, this ain't no, no Shego
Yeah, that's right, it's the naked mole rap
Uh, this ain't no, no wrong-o
Come on, y'all, it's the naked mole rap
Listen to the naked mole rat
Mwah, buh-bye...