Legendary MC

Be very quiet
I'm hunting Grunts and Flood
Like Elmer Fudd hunting ducks or Bugs
It's nuts pulling stunts in my active camo
I rob the Covenant of their ammo
I demand to know why I must go
To destroy the alien weapon known as Halo
I must show no fear when I commandeer a Ghost. Or if
I'm cruising my Warthog up the coast
I don't need to boast, but I roast more Elite by being discreet
Pop pop goes my sniper rifle
Hang back for a while so you can respawn
Run up with a plasma sword drawn
One hit and you're gone

Master Chief
Legendary MC
Why Must I save humanity
Annihilating everything I see
Getting paid for a killing spree
K-k-k-k-killing spree

You want a taste of disgrace? How
About a plasma grenade to the face
When it explodes, does it make a sound in space? No atmosphere
Might cause a complication
Maybe I should have used a fragmentation
At any rate, things are going great
Oh, wait, what are these things rushing in? I think I'm fin - thank
Cortana Marines got my back again
I make another close escape
And now it's close to rape
I'm hopelessly outnumbered
Here comes the big slumber
I stumble backwards through an alien herd as I strafe
And now I taste victory
With help from a friend it's easy to send a barrage of bullets
Down these extraterrestrials' gullets

Master Chief
Legendary MC
Why must I save humanity
Getting paid for a killing spree