U Love a Scandal

You love a scandal
It's your fault
Grease the door handle
Open the vault

Rummage through the records
Open someone's mail
Don't know what they're trying but you're hoping that they fail

You love a scandal

Well, why don't you try it on yourself
You don't know why it hurts
And I can tell
You wouldn't know what hit you if it hit you in the face

Hey! You got away, but it will get you next time
Even guttersnipes hear about themselves sometimes

You love a scandal
Bring back the days of public torture
Put on your sandals
Protect yourself it's quite a scorcher
I gotta tell you I got callouses from spending so much time around you
Time around you!
Did you hear about the Neighbors?
We've been filming them next door!
(Ooh!)

Hey! You got away, but it will get you next time
Even guttersnipes hear about themselves sometime . . .
(Hey!)

Baby near the checkout of your favorite local supermarket
Reading all the scandal sheets
While I hunt down the latest bargain
Nothing ever happens to you
Plastic to keep out the rain
Watching the destruction from the center of the hurricane

Hey! You got away, but it will get you next time
Even guttersnipes read about themselves sometime(s)
(Yay!)

You love a scandal
Someone gets a wound
And you supply the salt
Catch 'em with their trousers down
But this time it's your fault!