Pretzel Blues

The times are getting bad, the times are getting worse
The cats ain't curious anymore because the human race is cursed
Cancer, AIDS, greed and bigotry
Murder, arson, suicide and sodomy
Breakdowns, shakedowns, bribery, adultery
If sex is hate and love is death have I got a pretzel for you
(It's at the petting zoo)
The hour is getting late, we're digging our own tombs
The dogs ain't friendly anymore becaquse the human race is doomed
Mayhem, fires, rape and anarchy
Looting, lying, pain and buggery
My army just conquered a shitload of geography
If sex is hate and love is death have I got a pretzel for you
They sold you out for oil, they'll sell you out for gold
It's up to you and me now, people, y'all just done been told



Credits
Writer(s): Thomas Smith
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