Dead Dad, Thanks

She got a wedding ring man, that's okay, I don't care
Shave my initials up in her pussy hair
Tell Gary and the kids I said hi
Will F.M was here
I drank all the crystal light, and left a lipstick prints on bathroom mirror
My pull out game is weak they should have had me spade
I got a coat hanger and it's Tuesday
We don't need no medicaid
I'm sipping bleach on a Sunday morning
Rapping over a pornhub score to the local girl scout troop 404 foreman
More horny than four men with their dicks in their asses like Voltron is forming
With more room for four Mormons to pour in and a few more men
So tell your rapper friends you don't support them
Just ignore them, they're not important like the aforementioned basement abortion
Not even a portion
They couldn't make it if they had intercourse
With a corpse chick who had a horse dick and recorded it
Made a market and cornered it got a thousand orders
In and ground delivered their necro porno flick
Till fucking her made them sick and turned the sheets red
Her body stained the bed and about 3 films ago they lost her head
I guess their rap careers are fucking dead
I'll jerk off in the back of your shirt on the subway
Until my dick spray, is a fine mist
Then write it as a missed encounter on Craigslist
I met a German chick who sneezed while sucking dick
She had nut running down her nose I told her Gesundheit when she spit
I think snow white was a transvestite
Who fucked those seven guys
Cause their eyesight was at dick height
That's why grumpy was blind in one eye



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Writer(s): William Cotton
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