Waasta (feat. Ali Sethi)

Dheere se jalay, dhal ke na dhalay
Kaisi yeh tanhaai dil mein samaayi hai
Koi sazaa hai yeh, dil ki dawa hai yeh
Tere deewane ki kaisi kadwaai hai

Tere rog mein, meethay sog mein
Khaaye jo zakham, jaari hein, jaari hein ab bhi
Tu jo thaam le dil ka kaam le
Ho jaaun fidaa main waari-waari, waari 'aan

Aa re, aa re, aa, de aasra, aankhon mein hai nami
Haan re, haan re, dil mein hai khala, khwaabon se na bhari
Na re, na re, na de woh waasta, yaadon se hu bari
Aa re, aa, sun ja yeh daastaan, ho-oh-ho-ho

Dekho tum aa ke ab saray yahaan pe
Faris ka yeh andaaz-e-bayaan
Jab tak aap karein tashri is nazam ki
Faris hai yahaan se rawaan

Paint a picture so perfect
I am like Sadequain on the beat
Strikes be surgical on the streets of Lahore
Murderin' all the weak on weekends
I admit my defeat, bas theek hai

Now I am down on my knees and bleedin'
Gaoon-gaoon mein jo bachche hain bhookay
Roundabout pe woh mangte hain bheekhein
SoundCloud pe main gaane chadhaaun

I am down to be the clown on weekends
Un ko chhorh dein, aap mujh pe has lein
Ayein daba lein mujhe paoon ke neeche

Chaoon-chaoon ye karte bachche
Aur inki cheekhein you devour
Aao sab ko bechain inhain khabrein keh ke
Inke lounge mein neechay

Tashaddud ki to hadd hi nahi hai
That's the real shit
Mazhab ko bhi yeh ganda karenge
Yeh kya tameez hai?

Muzaffar ke bhi nefe mein
Kab se pistol lagi hai
Ghazanfar ke bhi bistar ke neechay
A.K. padi hai (grraa)

Ghazanfar ki toh age hi nahi hai
Baligh nahi, is qaabil nahi
Par har taraf us ke ghar waalon ki laashein padi
Wo qaatil nahi, par kya karein?

Maar de ya sab ko yeh maaf kare?
Gaarh de ya sab ko bardaasht kare?
Sab se yeh dastbardaar huye
Aur phir badle ka plan ijaad kare

Parking lot mein intezaar kare
Sar mein yeh aapke suraakh kare
Aur phir yeh dar ke wahaan se faraar huye
Iftikhaar mujhe do panadol la de
Synagogue mein hum yeh blast kareinge
Cinemas ja ke hartaal kareinge
I sit at home while I am masturbating

Do muthein maar ke main, sau foot ke faslay pe
Chaud hotay do budhay baapon se ladh parha
Kehtay hain, "Kyun likha tu ne yeh muskura?"
Maine kaha, "Aap sub munafiq hain, bhund mara"

Sun zara mera nukta-e-nazar
Sun ke aap sab ki thuk jaye aqal
Sab munafqat ki chhup jaye shaqal
Har mukhalfat ki ruk jaye dakhal

Main hoon Faris and I am like no other
Act retarded and I'm not your brother
Yeh to zahir hai ki sab karein nakal
Yeh dua hai, chhup jaayein mere zakham

Yeh do aain hain, le lo mera badan
Yeh do bhai hain, inhe kar do alag
Yeh to mycin se parh gaya faraq
Just dont mind me, aap sab bade chawwal hain

Raat ko dhaai, teen bajay aaye bootlegger
I politely decline your offer
Im surprised you dont know any better
I'm surprised I didn't know any better man

Aa re, aa re, aa, de aasra, aankhon mein hai nami
Haan re, haan re, dil mein hai khala, khwaabon se na bhari
Na re, na re, na de woh waasta, yaadon se hu bari
Aa re, aa, sun ja yeh daastaan, ho-oh-ho-ho

Kya yeh sab huqmaraan aasteen ke saanp hain?
Main mar raha hoon Fazal Din ke saamne
Dard ki dawa de, dard ladawa hai
Ajeeb nizam hai, sangeen mahaul hai

Inhe ja ke bol de
Na mujhe shauq-e-kamaal hai
Na mujhe khauf-e-zawaal hai
Bas mujhe khauf-e-khuda hai ya rab

Tell me whats up with all this blood
Can't we all just be happy and stuff
O kendi call kar ke, "Tell me you love me back"
And I am afraid thats a wrap (wrap)

Tu hai woh chaah jo dil mein hai aa basi rahi
Tere siwa nahi koi yahaan
Tu hi hai woh, tu hi hai woh raazdaan

Aa re, aa re, aa, de aasra, aankhon mein hai nami
Haan re, haan re, dil mein hai khala, khwaabon se na bhari
Na re, na re, na de woh waasta, yaadon se hu bari
Aa re, aa, sun ja yeh daastaan, ho-oh-ho-ho