Trash Talkin'

Ladies and gentlemen, may I get your attention, please?
Here's the man from the city, he called himself "Trash Talkin'"
So, get yourself a cold beer
While you're enjoying our entertainment, I would like to say thank you
To all of you out there who's listening to this album
God bless this country
Trash Talkin', take four

Trash talkin'
Trash talkin' about his tragedy
They don't even give a single damn about your fantasies

Just talkin'
Just talkin' about your family
'Cause you'll never know how many times I slept in your bed

I'm sorry if your wife showed up late home last night
That's because she said, "Baby, give me one more time"

Just talkin'
Just talkin' about your fake degree
'Cause you'll never want to come and see me in reality

But I don't want to be your best friend (ooh-ooh-ooh)
'Cause what you're saying makes me insane (ooh-ooh-ooh)
So, if you need me, I won't be there until the end
'Cause you're not my only friend
Because I don't give a shit about you

Trash talkin' (ooh-ooh)
Trash talkin' about his tragedy (ooh-ooh)
'Cause you'll never know how many times I slept in your bed

I'll put your kids to sleep
I'm drying your bedsheets
Although it smells like shit
She want it one more time
That's what she said