(Have You Met) My Friend? [feat. Satoru Ryukan]

I wrote a song I'd love to hear
Your lover belt out in your ear
I know a girl you'd hate to meet
Cause she's everything you hate about me
I've grown so tired of these games
I'll make you think I forgot your name
And we'll never, ever be the same

Have you met my friend
She'll be the end
The death of every notion you hold dear
Have you met my friend
Can you pretend
Not to hear her screaming in your ear

I know I can't stand in your way
To express all the things you have to say
The misadventures that you need
To prove your TRASH DAD right about me
So who am I to grieve you?

Have you met my friend
She'll be the end
The death of every notion you hold dear
Have you met my friend
Can you pretend
Not to hear her crying in your ear

Will you explode
Before you're betrothed
While I am laughing in the dark
Will you finally see
You were wrong about me
Before we forever lose the spark

Have you met my friend
She'll be the end
The death of every notion you hold dear
Have you met my friend
I'd like to bet
If you had met, you'd wish
You hadn't made me disappear

Have you met my friend
She'll be the end
Of your precious sanity
Please meet my friend
You'll see in the end
You're both
Not so different from me!