Lick the Bag

We're sittin' 'round on the couch
We were makin' words with our mouths
We had a pile of junk
That's already runnin' out
You think we're out of stuff
But, hey, I'll tell you what
Look, there's a little left, there in the corner
And I ain't had enough

There's some more fun to be had
If you lick the bag

Well, turn the bag inside out
And rub it in your mouth
Suck on it for a while
To get the rest of it out

And if you're feelin' down
You can lick the bag

There ain't enough of it left
To make a little lie
No need to get upset
Yeah, you don't need to cry

'Cause there's some more fun to be had
Lyin' in the corners of the bag
So shove it in your mouth
Yeah, you can lick the bag

There's some more fun to be had
If you lick the bag
Bag

Gather 'round, gather 'round
Hey, kids, I wanna know something
Are we all out of that good stuff? (No!)
And have we had enough? (No!)
Tell me what we're gonna do with that bag
(We're gonna lick it!)
What did you say, kids?
(Lick the bag)
I said what did you say, kids?
(Lick the bag)