Sonic Vs Dr Robotnik

Sonic:Hey Everyone
You know who it is
It's ya boy Sonic The Hedgehog

Dr Robotnik:And Dr Robotnik
Chase that blue devil daily
I'll get him even if it takes a lifetime

Sonic:Sorry but you'll never catch me
You're as fast as a turtle in a DMV line
I'm a hedgehog dude, I'm blue and cute
You're a moustache
with a man attached to
You been on me like a book
that's overdue
But tell me
what on earth did I ever do to you?
When I was young
owl mum said this day might come
The powers that I got
I know that some want them
But I really don't see
how you could handle the speed
Cus I seen your dancing
you should stay off those feet
And maybe
you should stay off the coffee
It's clear to me... you're crazy
You got no regard
for other people's safety
Just think how many died
in the San Fran scene?!
You're trying soo hard
but you can't catch me
You got thousands of drones
I put them all to sleep
You're the billionaire genius
but I laugh
Cus I win by playing bouncy
on your aircraft

Dr Robotnik:Chase that blue devil daily
I'll get him even if it takes a lifetime

Sonic:Sorry but you'll never catch me
You're as fast as a turtle in a DMV line

Dr Robotnik:Chase that blue devil daily
I'll get him even if it takes a lifetime

Sonic:Sorry but you'll never catch me
You're as fast as a turtle in a DMV line

Dr Robotnik:OK Sonic,
time for Robotnik,
track you down
and remove that bonnet
Think you're so smart,
come and meet these drones,
you ain't safe in the trees,
on the street or at home
So I'm acting crazy?
I drink caffeine?
Said the alien smurf
with the voice of a teen
And that face of yours
made the whole world scream,
screw a spring release,
wait for Halloween!
Gonna chase you down
like a trained police dog,
find the clues,
then I'll roast the hedgehog
Speed Mach 10,
I can see you sprinting,
rocket up the butt,
now you got the ring sting
Running so fast,
racing past like a blue flash,
going round and round
like the swirls on my moustache
I will outsmart,
blow you up into two halves,
screw the mushrooms
think it's time for a rematch
Chase that blue devil daily
I'll get him even if it takes a lifetime

Sonic:Sorry but you'll never catch me
You're as fast as a turtle in a DMV line

Dr Robotnik:Chase that blue devil daily
I'll get him even if it takes a lifetime

Sonic:Sorry but you'll never catch me
You're as fast as a turtle in a DMV line
Paramount took the time to redesign
Now my ultimate form is extra fine
There's a sequel you evolve I bet
But you're ultimate form is an... egg

Dr Robotnik:Calling me an egg
so I'll dish out the cholesterol
Sonic you're a meme joke
extra terrestrial
All the crew are laughing
at you backstage
Cos a pic's going viral of you
as Nic Cage

Sonic:Hell yeah Nic Cage is bae, he looks great
While you on your new planet, it's hard to say
I think those mushrooms be messing up your brain
Cus you're looking dumb and dumber everyday

Dr Robotnik:Less dumb and dumber more pet detective
Except in this case Hedgehogs rejected
I'll come back you'll be gone for good
Like the scene on the road by Farthing Wood
Chase that blue devil daily
I'll get him even if it takes a lifetime

Sonic:Sorry but you'll never catch me
You're as fast as a turtle in a DMV line

Dr Robotnik:Chase that blue devil daily
I'll get him even if it takes a lifetime

Sonic:Sorry but you'll never catch me
You're as fast as a turtle in a DMV line



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Writer(s): Aaron Fraser-nash
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