Bernie Sanders Is My Waifu

Bernie Sanders is my wife

Baby Bernie wakes me up
With a cup of coffee
And a scone he brought me
I look up
Bernard is smiling
Said he let me sleep in 'cause my

Week's been hard
Broke my back down in the lumberyard
But the union's back together
Now that daddy Bernie wrote that letter

Bernie Sanders is my waifu
Bernie Sanders understands me
Bernie Sanders saved my life
Bernie Sanders is my daddy

Wifey Bernie picks me up
Tells me I look handsome
And he puts his hand upon my cheek

Says he's been thinking
That I deserve a drink because my

Year's been rough
My premium's gone up, and up
But my healthcare's getting better
Now that Daddy Bernie
Passed that measure

Bernie Sanders is my waifu
Bernie Sanders understands me
Bernie Sanders saved my life
Bernie Sanders is my daddy

He tolerated all these corporate attacks
But he's sang the same song for 50 years
And boy
It fucking slaps

Bernie Sanders is my waifu
Bernie Sanders understands me
Bernie Sanders saved my life
Bernie Sanders is my daddy



Credits
Writer(s): Maximillian Gerlock
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