Warm Beer

I turn on the TV every night
Seems the right hates the left
And the left can't stand the right
Maybe it's the TV station

The old folks blame it on my generation
Me, I'd rather focus on the positive
What we got in common is

Everybody hates warm beer, cold beans
Long lights, skeeter bites
Short changing vending machines
Well, can I get an Amen? (Amen)
Hallelujah brother say it again

How about we quit hating on each other
Drop the gloves and agree with one another
Right here
That everybody hates warm beer

Now I don't mean to be pontificating
It's a tough situation
But the point I'm making
In the words of the great Miss Britney Spears
It's getting toxic here
We gotta stop it here
Well, let's redirect our energy
Find a common enemy

Seems to me everybody hates
Warm beer, cold beans, long lights, skeeter bites
Short charging vending machines
Well, can I get an Amen? (Amen)
Hallelujah brother say it again

How about we quit hating on each other
Drop the gloves and agree with one another
Right here
That everybody hates warm beer

There's no your side or mine (your side or mine)
It crosses all party lines
There's no need for debate

'Cause everybody hates warm beer
Cold beans, longer lights, skeeter bites
Short changing vending machines
Well, can I get an Amen? (Amen)
Hallelujah brother say it again

Warm beer, short sheets, long lines
Potholes in the middle of the street
Yeah, one more Amen (Amen)
Brothers and sisters you all say it again

How about we quit hating on each other
Drop the gloves
And agree with one another
Right here
That everybody hates warm beer
That everybody hates warm beer

Well, I hold these truths to be self evident
If I our president out-banned warm beer
Huh, ain't nobody likes that