I Committed Tax Fraud

Fuck, man
From the top, from the top
I haven't filled out my W-2, my I-9
Any of that shit
And I'm not going to, you know why
Fuck the I.R.S., that's why
I committed tax fraud
And my credit score's too low
Even if I wanted to buy a JUUL pod
It reminds me of that dumb braud
What was her name, like Todd
Something like that, wait a minute
At least I'm in the rap game to win it
I committed tax fraud
And my credit score's too low
Even if I wanted to buy a JUUL pod
It reminds me of that dumb braud
What was her name, like Todd
Something like that, wait a minute
At least I'm in the rap game to win it
Fuck a receipt, I don't do taxes
The I.R.S. is as dead as a Toys-R-Us
That was to imply you guys are a bad company
Yeah, only fifty in the bank, so don't talk to me
I sag 'cause I'm fly, just like my man Doody
I'm so unreal my life is a film reel
Rhymed real with reel, shit
Well I don't pay my taxes, do you expect me to be the smart type
Doesn't matter, I still build the hype
By dropping these albums and popping these Valiums
Tax evasion make me brave, just like a stallion (Aye)
I got to make sure all my windows at home are closed
Because I never know if a guy from the I.R.S. is at a standstill
I'm a steel mill
Because my whole life I done known how to steal a mil
That's my money, bitch, you can't have it
Fuck a government, libertarian
And that four-year old who's dead in the cemetery
I made that money fair and square
So don't come searching eBay for some hair
Okay, I don't want you to
I'm dangerous, shoutout to the rhinoceros
You're just an impostor in this rap game
You're the opposite of a win
We can do this again, or you can speed away like Zach Schrag
Complain how I murdered you on your blog
Get me on the court and I'm trouble
Call up Cube, 'cause I scored a triple double
These corny rhymes are a thousand times
Better than whatever wack shit you spit
I'm poisonous, like an avocado pit
2.9% sales tax, fuck that
And a 1.1% RTD tax, fuck that too
I ain't paying shit, what else you want me to do
I committed tax fraud
And my credit score's too low
Even if I wanted to buy a JUUL pod
It reminds me of that dumb braud
What was her name, like Todd
Something like that, wait a minute
At least I'm in the rap game to win it
I committed tax fraud
And my credit score's too low
Even if I wanted to buy a JUUL pod
It reminds me of that dumb braud
What was her name, like Todd
Something like that, wait a minute, okay
At least I'm in the rap game to win it
Man, this is funny
By the way, I'm playing
I don't evade my taxes, I.R.S. don't come after me
Okay, I pay my taxes
I'm a law-abiding citizen (Alright, anyways)
Whoops, just dropped a bar
You can call me the dumbbell
I can make your life a living hell in a minute
It's like some clockwork
tax season comes around, I'm evading
I eat with a fork, filet mignon, get off your phone
Fuck a TurboTax, how 'bout some dick in the ass
How that sound to you, man
Fuck some taxes, you know why
I committed tax fraud
And my credit score's too low
Even if I wanted to buy a JUUL pod
It reminds me of that dumb braud
What was her name, like Todd
Something like that, wait a minute
At least I'm in the rap game to win it
That's all I gotta say for y'all
Fuck the I.R.S.