6th Grade Dance (Interlude 2.0) [feat. D'vara & Ak69420]

Yoooooo
Don't even at me on this man
I just got rejected
Tharp dance is in a week
And I have nobody to go with

Just asked a girl
To the 6th grade dance
She said no
So I went and bought some new pants
I also bought a wallet
And a belt to match
I'm boutta hang myself
From the ceiling fan
Just asked a girl
To the 6th grade dance
She said no
So I went and bought some new pants
I also bought a wallet
And a belt to match
I'm boutta hang myself
From the ceiling fan

That's fun and all
But here's the catch
My grandma just made
Another cookie batch
Said hi to my cat
But I just got scratched
Now I'm depressed again
Got a deadbeat dad
With an eye patch
He stole all my gosh darn
Sour patch
Now I'm sad
But he doesn't understand
Karen why'd you take the kids

Just asked a girl
To the 6th grade dance
She said no
So I went and bought some new pants
I also bought a wallet
And a belt to match
I'm boutta hang myself
From the ceiling fan
Just asked a girl
To the 6th grade dance
She said no
So I went and bought some new pants
I also bought a wallet
And a belt to match
I'm boutta hang myself
From the ceiling fan

Drinking mtn dew
Out of a wine glass
Chilling in my room
I'm just playing mine craft
Then a creeper went
And blew my mine shaft
Swear to gosh I'm gonna hang myself when I get back
I'm so lonely
Playing with LEGOs
Got me downstairs I'm just crying on pillows
Get me munching down on some mellows
Waiting in the day when Liz won't say no

Just asked a girl
To the 6th grade dance
She said no
So I went and bought some new pants
I also bought a wallet
And a belt to match
I'm boutta hang myself
From the ceiling fan
Just asked a girl
To the 6th grade dance
She said no
So I went and bought some new pants
I also bought a wallet
And a belt to match
I'm boutta hang myself
From the ceiling fan

Please Liz
Please
Please Liz
Please babe
Please go to the dance
Please you got me in my feels right now
I want someone to go to the tailgate social with me
Please
Yo