1st Impression

You only get to introduce yourself once
Make the choice between the handshake and the dap-up and the fist bump
Otherwise it's awkward for a second
Like people think I'm a rapper so I'm dropping every second
Getting album questions
What's with all the singles?
Why don't you get out there and mingle
And stack up projects like Pringles?
But that's just not my angle
I only share what I'm feeling
It's kinda simple, that's the rule
You're kinda cute if you've got dimples
That's one too
So what's the move besides a college party cruise?
I'm off the booze and cool as 52 in June without the news
I won at Clue
Colonel Mustard in the lounge is bound to shoot
Rock, paper, scissors, first to 2
Hot maple syrup please and thank you
Got a sweet tooth like you ain't know
Let's split the bill
Get your favorite meal, couple refills
If you're sleeping on me get ZzzQuil and a Beats Pill
And a dream catcher
Please sleep well
Click on my tickets in emails
I put a sponge on my seatbelt
Click it or ticket and be yourself
When I say "inhale," y'all say "exhale"
Inhale (exhale)
Inhale (exhale)
When I say "this will," y'all say "end well"
This will (end well)
This will (end well)
When I say "inhale," y'all say "exhale"
Inhale (exhale)
When I say "inhale," y'all say "exhale"
Inhale (exhale)
Inhale
Inhale (exhale)
Inhale
I mean I guess I'm self conscious
About some things you don't have knowledge of
I'll probably polish off the beers
And polish trophies from my elementary years
If I am alone then you might catch me singing in key
You best believe it's me effortlessly connecting like the dots
With those ahead of me on the escalator
En route to the mezzanine of good energy so tell a hater
All these televisions are unnecessary like Human Centipede 3
You can send me some beats
But I need to meet Sway and Heather B professionally
I've got my resume with 1-inch margins
Used to want to be an astronaut in Kindergarten
Pardon me for drinking out the carton
Milk moustache, James Harden
This is the life of an artist
I often feel like this is my own show like Martin Lawrence
Do y'all think college is boring?
Do y'all think G-d is important?
Do y'all like Lebron or Jordan?
Let's get priorities ordered before the entrees are forked
Cause making the right first impression's part of my story



Credits
Writer(s): Gus Herman Glasser, Zachary Adam Chase
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