Boghouse Blues

Woke up this morning
With a feeling deep inside
I had a bog a brewing
And the blues were on my mind
The boghouse blues
Singing the boghouse blues
Ain't no way that you can lose when you're singing
Singing the boghouse blues
Sometimes you won't have a clue
What you'll find down in the loo
We got logs and bogs and chocolate frogs
Or the tail of a kangaroo
The boghouse blues
Singing the boghouse blues
The perplexity of poos when you're singing
Singing the boghouse blues
You can fold or you can scrunch
Toilet paper in a bunch
When Sole sits down right next to you
Can smell what he had for lunch
The boghouse blues
Singing the boghouse blues
Smashed avocado's on the loose when you're singing
Singing the boghouse blues
When you fart it really reeks
When you shart it really streaks
You can tell that it's a big bog
From the splash back on your cheeks
The boghouse blues
Singing the boghouse blues
Toilet water hits your pubes then you're singing
Singing the boghouse blues
Toilet water hits your pubes then you're singing
Singing the boghouse blues



Credits
Writer(s): Stephen John Case
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