I'm Staying Home!

You say: Let's go see a movie
Let's go out dancing, it's Saturday night
You say: Let's go see the Grand Canyon
I've got the car already packed
But I'm staying home
The night is still young and I'm staying home

The Grand Canyon's just a hole in the ground
You might as well take your shovel into the backyard and dig
It's the same thing
If you put your head close enough it'll even be to scale
I'm staying home
You can dig your own grave, I'm staying home

I spent a lot of money on this couch
I paid a lot for this food, I pay a lot in rent
I pay eighty-three cents an hour for rent
And by god I'm going to make the most of it
I'm staying home
I have done the math and I am staying home

So you can shut your trap
You can walk out that door if you're so itchy to leave

But don't expect me to walk the earth
Trying to get you back
Crawling through dark alleys
And crying out your name
I'm staying home
I've got it all set up in here and I'm staying home
I'm staying home
You're welcome to stay with, but I'm staying home



Credits
Writer(s): Chris Piuma
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