Intro - 2020 Remaster

I never saw so many people tonight
I mean y'all all got it crowded up in here and that's good
I'm glad that y'all givin' it up for him, y'all givin' it up for him
That's good y'all make me want to cry or somethin'

Alright ladies and gentleman, tonight is a special night
For one thing let me introduce myself my name is Mr. Russell Jones
Excuse me for that one I had to let that one low
And tonight, you're going to see that you never seen before

Somethin' that,
that nobody in the history of rap ever set they self to do
This fuckin' guy, that I speak to you about, is somethin' crazy
He's somethin' insane, he's the greatest performer every since
What's the guys name? Ol' Dirty

James Brown, he's bad and he's a cool guy
And you'll really need him, I mean need to really get to know him
Ladies and gentleman, from all houses, to all towns
From the moons of Pluto, back down to Earth
Ladies and gentleman, one more time, give it up for
The Old Dirty Doggy, I mean, the Ol' Dirty Bastard, I love that guy

Yes, how y'all doin' out there?
I wanted y'all to know that tonight is a special night
'Cause I'm happy to be living, you know
A nigga tried to shoot me down and shit

You know and I don't know man it just feel good to be here man
You know what I'm sayin'?
And I wanna let all y'all know I love you man, I love all y'all
You know, but, but I really came here tonight

For one reason, just 'cause I don't need to cry
I don't need to cry, dub you can play that shit man, play it man
I'm tired of this shit, remember the time I told y'all
When I got burnt, gonorrhea

Well this bitch, there's a new bitch goddamn it
Oh, bitch burnt me again with gonorrhea
So I didn't get burnt one time I got burnt actually two times
When you really look at it

Yeah, I love the girl but I had to cut the bitch off
Yeah, the bitch died, I killed the bitch
She suffered a long pain bitchy ass go bitch had to go
I, I knew the bitch for ten minutes of her life

But the pussy was good, yes the pussy was good
I just want you to know girl
That I dedicated, this song, well this song really was written
By Blowfly, and I want all y'all to hear this shit
It's just a poem that I writ for you girl

The first time, ever you sucked my dick
Thank you, thank you
I felt, the earth tremble, under my balls
Somethin' shot out of me real fast, first time
Nah, I'm just kidding witch'all
How y'all feelin', listen to the album 'cuz it's bangin'

We have only thirty-five chambers, there is no thirty-six
I know that but I want to create a new chamber
Oh, and what would that be?