Corona Hoarder
Well the country's closed its borders
Awakening toilet paper hoarders
What on earth is this behaviour?
They got more rolls than LaCroix got flavours
I see your trolly stacked sky high
With six months worth of sweet 3-ply
And now you've got me thinking how
I'm gonna see Corona by
You're sitting on your well-stocked crapper
I've got last years Christmas wrapper
You've enough to last for ages
I'm left with the yellow pages
I'm holding on
Because the toilet paper's all gone
And paper towels just feel so wrong
Just like the cloth I used today
Those hoarders rub me up the wrong way
I'm holding on
What will you do with all you've hoarded?
Will you make sweet towers, or get on the gram and flaunt it?
How can I slow this process down
I need to halt it in its tracks
Maybe ill clog myself with dairy
And eat some stodgy snacks
Corona hoarder, what a selfish species
Corona hoarder, how am I supposed to wipe my...
Awakening toilet paper hoarders
What on earth is this behaviour?
They got more rolls than LaCroix got flavours
I see your trolly stacked sky high
With six months worth of sweet 3-ply
And now you've got me thinking how
I'm gonna see Corona by
You're sitting on your well-stocked crapper
I've got last years Christmas wrapper
You've enough to last for ages
I'm left with the yellow pages
I'm holding on
Because the toilet paper's all gone
And paper towels just feel so wrong
Just like the cloth I used today
Those hoarders rub me up the wrong way
I'm holding on
What will you do with all you've hoarded?
Will you make sweet towers, or get on the gram and flaunt it?
How can I slow this process down
I need to halt it in its tracks
Maybe ill clog myself with dairy
And eat some stodgy snacks
Corona hoarder, what a selfish species
Corona hoarder, how am I supposed to wipe my...
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