Moshing With the Stars
Turn on your TV
Switch to channel 5
You Better hurry up because this shit is live
You don't wanna miss one second of this
Reality TV hit
Celebrities from all around
Coming together
To throw down
They don't have a clue what's in store
Oh my god is that the situation from Jersey Shore
All washed up
And nothing to lose
Forced to thrash
For a some cash
No time for makeup
We don't give a shit
Out of the public eye
Into the pit
Welcome to moshing with the stars
Where B-list celebs come to prove who they are
This will be all over E! news
Text now to vote who'll win or lose
Flava Flav sent Wayne Brady to his grave
Brett Micheals was poisoned
Chuck Norris killed Dane Cook with a right hook
Kid Rock broke his cock
Russel Brand broke his hand
Pauly Shore is no more
Kim Kardashian was a thrashin'
Tiger Woods smashed his goods
Queen Latifah killed Khalifa
Charlie Sheen, ruptured spleen
Niecy Nash, punctured ass
And Rob Schneider won an Academy Award
Switch to channel 5
You Better hurry up because this shit is live
You don't wanna miss one second of this
Reality TV hit
Celebrities from all around
Coming together
To throw down
They don't have a clue what's in store
Oh my god is that the situation from Jersey Shore
All washed up
And nothing to lose
Forced to thrash
For a some cash
No time for makeup
We don't give a shit
Out of the public eye
Into the pit
Welcome to moshing with the stars
Where B-list celebs come to prove who they are
This will be all over E! news
Text now to vote who'll win or lose
Flava Flav sent Wayne Brady to his grave
Brett Micheals was poisoned
Chuck Norris killed Dane Cook with a right hook
Kid Rock broke his cock
Russel Brand broke his hand
Pauly Shore is no more
Kim Kardashian was a thrashin'
Tiger Woods smashed his goods
Queen Latifah killed Khalifa
Charlie Sheen, ruptured spleen
Niecy Nash, punctured ass
And Rob Schneider won an Academy Award
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Writer(s): Eduardo Esquivel
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