Torpedo Fish, PT. I & II

Back to 1955
I need to go
Take a gun with you
And some fancy dough
Now our lovely river
Lacks of lovely chicks
An overpopulation
Of Torpedo Fish(es)

Somebody threw them in the water
Somewhere back in time
Without thinkin' of the consequences
It'S A CRIME!

Now those ugly fishes
Are eatin' all the clams
Need to use a time machine
And prevent all this mess!

Obi Wan Kenobi! Obi Wan Kenobi!
Obi Wan Kenobi! Obi Wan Kenobi!
Obi Wan Kenobi! Obi Wan Kenobi!
Obi Wan Kenobi! Obi Wan
HAN SOLO!

Here there are too many of them
Coming down the hill
Taking torpedos in the water
It'S TIME TO KILL
Lucky me in 2013
I had a goddam Idea
I bought a torpedo fish shotgun
Assembly kit at IKEA

Got them! fishes on their faces!
Splatter brains all over the place

Now we won, the party is here
Torpedo fishes the main dish
Now we'll have a lot of fun
Not with you but with your moms

UH!AH! Your mom in the fifties!
UH!AH! Your mom in the sixties!
UH!AH! Your mom in the seventies
Or in an alternative eightyfive!



Credits
Writer(s): Michele Serafini, Marco Fedele
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