Michael White's Moustache

You've probably never even heard of me
Michael White's Moustache
But I've been patronising Lesley Riddoch on TV
Michael White's Moustache
I'm defending ALL the liars, but it's really not fair
Michael White's Moustache
All you notice is my farcical facial hair
Michael White's Moustache

Michael White's Moustache
It's a right stramash
And it's a real car crash
Is it on the lash?
Michael White's Moustache

You probably think this song's about your politics
Michael White's tache, Michael White's tache
But I can't take my eyes off your upper lip
Michael White's tache, Michael White's tache
I tried to focus on the words spilling out your face
Michael White's tache, Michael White's tache
But I cannae take you seriously for fuck sake

Michael White's Moustache
It's a right stramash
And it's a real car crash
Is it on the lash?
Michael White's Moustache
Michael White's tache, Michael White's tache



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