Bold Papyrus

I, Papyrus, the greatest of all time will capture a human
And prove my worth to the Royal Guard's divine
No-one can stop me, I'm just too good to fail
I'm charming, smart, a work of art, but shan't go on all day

My brother's lacks the passion I do
And he takes too much credits for just being cool
Well, here's my chance to finally shine
I'm the best, and when I capture Frisk, I'll settle all the fights

Don't doubt me, I'm a genius
I'll charge my special attack
Elaborate puzzles, determination
There's no way you'll ever get past!

My brother lacks the passion I do
And he takes too much credits for just being cool
Well, here's my chance to finally shine
I'm the best, and when I capture Frisk, I'll settle all the fights

You, the human, you're better than I thought
You passed the tests, you solved the puzzles, and you and I had fought
Perhaps, you and I could make quite the team
But no, alas, I had my dream
Well, maybe there's more to you than what there seems to be
Ah, I said I'd capture a human eventually
Well, I made spaghetti, you befriended me
Perhaps I am not what I seem to be

If I die, then promise me you'll spare the others and you'll set them free
There's something about you, you can make a change
As for me I've just stayed the same
Nyeh-heh-heh

But that's okay
I am the great...
Alas, poor Papyrus