Talkin' to Jack Daniel's

Met her at the honky-tonk
Out on a Tuesday night
She was twirlin' in her boots and blue jeans
Hotter than July
I took her hand, said, "How you doin'?"
She said, "Good, now that I'm with you!"
And we danced the night away 'til Wednesday mornin'

A few months later, thought I'd take her
Back to meet my folks
At the little house outside of town
Down the red dirt road
Well, mama hugged her and daddy loved her
And the dog said only good things of her
And so I went downtown to buy a ring

But she had five other lovers
From four different towns
She stole three hundred dollars
From my parents' house
They say that two is better
I thought no one could take her place
But I'm talkin' to Jack Daniel's
And he says I'll be okay

Now I'm back at the honky-tonk
On this Tuesday night
There ain't no girls in boots and blue jeans
Dancin' by my side
I take another shot and glance
Across the room where we would dance
And there she is with some new country boy

I bet he's one of her five other lovers
From four different towns
I bet she stole three hundred dollars
From his parents' house
They say that two is better
I thought no one could take her place
But I'm talkin' to Jack Daniel's
And he says I'll be okay

Now I've had one too many sips
I can't stand to watch the two of them kiss
So I get up off the barstool
Walk up and tell him this

Well, she has five other lovers
From four different towns
She stole three hundred dollars
From my parents' house
He looked at her and said
"What the hell is this about?"
She looked at me and looked at him and
She ran right out

Now I've got five new buddies
From four different towns
We spent three hundred dollars
Sittin' here talkin' 'bout
How they say two is better
But when you're not the only one
Talkin' to Jack Daniel's
The talkin's never done