TP Troubles

Why is there no toilet paper
I Just want to poo
It's time to hunt panic buyers
To free the sheets from their clutches

Finishing my job and I start to scream
An empty cardboad tube next to me
Is this the end of my dignity, what do I do?
Why am I punished for having a poo

My trousers are down and my cheeks are brown
I'm on my last few sheets
The papers running out, this is taking the piss
The people that buy it must need lots of shits

Why is there no toilet paper
I Just want to poo
It's time to hunt panic buyers
To free the sheets from their clutches

Now I'm in the supermarket
Scanning the shelves and what do I see
One more pack left unscathed
My bum will once again be saved!

As I reach for the white gold
Social distancing's a rule of old
Panic buyers in their streams
Taking all the bloody TP from me

Why is there no toilet paper
I Just want to poo
It's time to hunt panic buyers
To free the sheets from their
Clutches

Why is there no toilet paper
I Just want to poo
It's time to hunt panic buyers
To free the sheets from their
Clutches

Why is there no toilet paper
I Just want to poo
It's time to hunt panic buyers
To free the sheets from their
Clutches

Why is there no toilet paper
I Just want to poo
It's time to hunt panic buyers
To free the sheets from their
Clutches



Credits
Writer(s): Joseph Lendon
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