Big Vaginer, or Micropenis

Yeah! She's got a big vaginer
Yeah! She's got a big vaginer
Yeah! She's got a big vaginer
I can't seem to cum

Well, I'm standing in her bedroom
With my hard cock in my hand
I've been rubbin' and a tuggin'
'Cause she's wider than the Rio Grande

Yeah! She's got a big vaginer
Yeah! She's got a big vaginer
Yeah! She's got a big vaginer
I can't seem to cum

Well, I've seen the Atlantic Ocean
Seen the Pacific too
But, I've never seen a beaver
Like the one on you

Yeah! She's got a big vaginer
Yeah! she's got a big vaginer
Yeah! she's got a big vaginer
I can't seem to cum

I've traveled to Australia
Swam in Mariana's Trench
Still never seen a fissure
Like one on you, wench

Yeah! She's got a big vaginer
Yeah! She's got a big vaginer
Yeah! She's got a big vaginer
I can't seem to cum

I drove around this cuntry
Haven't been surprised
But when I saw your coochie
I never felt so undersized

Yeah! She's got a big vaginer
Yeah! She's got a big vaginer
Yeah! She's got a big vaginer
I can't seem to cum

Now, my penis ain't too girthy
Hasn't touched her 'giner walls
And I've often been told that
I'm no cock and all balls

Well, it's got a normal head on it
But just a quarter-inch shaft
There's still hope for my stub yet
They could do a tree graft

I have a micropenis
Oh, I have a micropenis
Oh, I have a micropenis
That's probably why she's so big

She ain't got no big vaginer
She ain't got no massive cooch
She ain't have no big vaginer
I just have a micro-dick

Yeah, baby, a little chode!



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Writer(s): Woody Harding
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