I Love Quarantine

I love quarantine
It's just me and my couch watching Netflix
Smoking weed, quarter pound, and I'm set bitch
Yeah I ain't reading texts from my ex bitch, I'm flexing
On my best friends on my Xbox headset
Green in the bowl, that's my breakfast
I'mma work from home in my bed, legs stretching
Let's ignore the future; this the present
I'll be living good till the depression sets in

I be fucking shit up, up in my own living room scene
I had a vision of just living in my crib in a dream
If I need a pizza I can get that shit delivered to me
I'm so hungry I'd eat the delivery fee
Look at all these bitches on my dick on my laptop screen
Well it's someone else's dick but it's all the same to me
I'll go 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 times daily
If they made this shit a sport I'd go pro - pay me
Speaking of sports I've been losing sight of what's important
And mornings without looking at scores can start getting boring
But you know I'll fill the void with this tequila I been pouring
Have a party on my porch until the neighbors kick the door in
I haven't wiped my ass in a week
I wish that I could beat the virus but I'm just beating my meat
I've been getting kinda lonely with no one else in my sheets
Fuck it, let's do this shit again on repeat

I love quarantine
It's just me and my couch watching Netflix
Smoking weed, quarter pound, and I'm set bitch
Yeah I ain't reading texts from my ex bitch, I'm flexing
On my best friends on my Xbox headset
Green in the bowl, that's my breakfast
I'mma work from home in my bed, legs stretching
Let's ignore the future; this the present
I'll be living good till the depression sets in
I love quarantine

I shower when I wanna I'm disgusting
This situation's kinda nuts, so I'mma go and bust it
Postmates driver wearing gloves but can I trust him?
COVID-19 can't tell me nothing!
I be wearing sweatpants yeah I ain't tryna make plans
But I be popping bands I mean elastic waistbands
I ain't touch my face with hands yeah I ain't tryna take chances
Club's going down but we got TikTok dances
I ain't got not commitments 'cause I ain't in no position
To go and risk getting sickness and spreading it in the city
Yeah there ain't shit that I'm missing so it's a simple decision
Yeah I'm addicted to sitting and keeping my social distance
I haven't wiped my ass in two weeks
I wish that I could beat the virus but I'm just beating my meat
I've been getting kinda lonely with no one else in my sheets
Fuck it, let's do this shit again on repeat

It's just me and my couch watching Netflix
Smoking weed, quarter pound, and I'm set bitch
Yeah I ain't reading texts from my ex bitch, I'm flexing
On my best friends on my Xbox headset
I love quarantine
Green in the bowl, that's my breakfast
I'mma work from home in my bed, legs stretching
Let's ignore the future; this the present
I'll be living good till the depression sets in
It's just me and my couch watching Netflix
Smoking weed, quarter pound, and I'm set bitch
Yeah I ain't reading texts from my ex bitch, I'm flexing
On my best friends on my Xbox headset
Green in the bowl, that's my breakfast
I'mma work from home in my bed, legs stretching
Let's ignore the future; this the present
I'll be living good till the depression sets in



Credits
Writer(s): Cameron Lee Berkowitz
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