I Do It to Own the Libs

What I like to do on a Saturday night
I go to a gay bar downtown
I get stinkin' drunk, call Pelosi a punk
Then I puke when I slip and fall down

But I do it to own the libs
Yes I do it to own the libs
I know it upsets 'em, it pains 'em, it gets 'em
I do it to own the libs

I hear of a place where they kick Trumpers out
I give 'em a piece of my mind
I curse and I spit, hurl chunks of my shit
And I end up arrested and fined

Oh, I hate them elites 'cause I'm told they hate me
By Tucker and Sean—I say yes!
To Blondie and Doocy—they're on the TeeVee!
USA! USA! USs

Say, see this here picture—what I'm gonna do
To show I'm a man not a mouse
It's of the Obamas so in my pajamas
I'll torch it and burn down my house

And I'll do it to own the libs
I can't stand the cut of their jibs
I know that it gets 'em, it pains and upsets 'em
I like how it galls 'em, it shocks and appalls 'em

You bet that it frets 'em
And their panties, it wets 'em
Yeah their panties it wets them
I do it to own the libs...