For Gibby (Bonus Track)

Four seasons of iCarly, every episode you were in
Made me giggle, smile, et cetera
Took me away from reality
And for that, Gibby, I thank you
You're thanked, Gibby
(Gibby!)

There were 97 episodes of iCarly, you were only featured in 70
That's sad, you should've been the main man
Your back must be sore, from carrying them to the promise land
Gibby, Gibby, Gibby, for one, two, three
I'd let you exterminate my virginity
You're so damn cute, with your big ol' tummy
I'd murder any human who called you a dummy
Sam Puckett thinks she's hot, shit, talkin' trash 'bout Gibby
Don't worry, I'll make her emit some vomit when I beat her
With the butter sock, more powerful than any glock
I'll hit her square in the head with a rock
Gibby, my man, this one is for you
Every single time you come around, my mouth starts to drool
I need some Gibby, I need some Gibby
I need you to come back, and make me sticky
Ooh, yeah
Gibby, I know you inside and out
I know you like build-a-bra, and you got gout
You love walkin' around without a shirt
And when you see One Direction, I know you wanna flirt
You love liquid soap, I would grope you
While we elope in New Jersey
'Cause that's your favorite state
Call it destiny, some call it faith
Whatever it is, Gibby, say yes
If I ask you on a date
Do it, Gibby
I know you don't like animal abuse
When you saw that weasel, you paid your dues
Saved that rodent from a sloppy owner
And care for him, like you were his mother
Now, Gibby, I need you, I need this
Don't run away Gibby, without givin' me a kiss
Gibby, on your last days, I wanted to cry
Because I couldn't go on, when you died
I know you're still alive, but the Gibby I knew is dead
I want to put a bullet, straight through my head

Gibby, everything I do, or The Beef Boys do, is dedicated to you
This is for Gibby