Gingivitriolic

I brushed my teeth today
I asked if you could do the same
Your bleeding gums are tender to the touch
Your breath smells like a sewage leak
Please turn your head before you speak
Have you ever flossed in your life?
Streptococcus mutans and other anaerobes
Form a nasty biofilm called plaque
Polysaccharides and glycoproteins too
Combine with those bacteria, it's true
If you wish to keep those kernels you call teeth
I recommend you do this twice a day
Cavity upon cavity, your mouth will surely rot
You must use hydrogen peroxide toothpaste

(Brush your teeth)
(Brush your teeth)
(Brush your teeth)
(Brush your teeth)
(Brush your teeth)
(Brush your teeth)
(Brush your teeth)

Brush your teeth
Brush your fucking teeth
Brush your teeth
Don't forget to floss
Mouthwash, too
You could actually die
For fuck's sake, brush your teeth



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Writer(s): Jarrod Alonge, Lee Albrecht
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