Dad Song

This song goes out to big papa

My dad's the best
He's better than the rest
My dad he never, ever, even is testy
He likes television and walking the dog
He goes to the bathroom and he makes big logs
While he plays his games that are on his telephone
And sits things out on his porcelain throne
Big papa, is the one to ask
If you ever need to do an impossible task

Big papa likes dippin' Oreos in the milk
He doesn't like petting the cat named Silky (Worm)
He really likes the dog though
He'll take the dog anywhere where dogs go
Put the dog in the pickup
Put the dog in the car
Put the dog anywhere, it won't go far
Because the dog knows that
If she's real bad
Dad's gonna smack her with his big hand

My dad's the best, he's better than the rest
Everybody else
Dad is so cool he's the best
He is better than the rest

That's what my sister says to my dad
And he understands her like a comrade
Dad's the best at playin' Catan
He always buys all the land
He's pretty good at makin' big fires

With gasoline that he acquires
He puts it on he makes it higher
A bowl of ice cream? I think not
The whole tub is what he's got
(My dad is the best)
Mom makes me sit around like a chump
But dad lets me do whatever I want

(Oh yeah dad)