Mackinac Island

We took a ferry boat to Mackinac Island
We stayed where the Jamaicans work
It was a grand hotel, but what a funky smell
Enough to make us go berserk

Horseshit and fudge, horseshit and fudge
There's no place like it in the world
Horseshit and fudge, horseshit and fudge
Fun for every boy and girl

We saw a fort up high on the island
Saw some sailors drinkin' some rum
We resisted the urge to buy moccasins
But the stench we couldn't overcome

Horseshit and fudge, horseshit and fudge
There's no place like it in the world
Horseshit and fudge, horseshit and fudge
Fun for every boy and girl

We rode all the way around the island
On a bicycle built for two
Saw a rock formation, but what a stinky vacation
A combination of candy and poo

Horseshit and fudge, horseshit and fudge
There's no place like it in the world
Horseshit and fudge, horseshit and fudge
Fun for every boy and girl

Somewhere in time, you'll notice something in the air
A blend of two things that look alike
But if you see some chocolate in the middle of the street
Before you pick it up and eat it think twice

Horseshit and fudge, horseshit and fudge
There's no place like it in the world
Horseshit and fudge, horseshit and fudge
Fun for every boy and girl

Somewhere in time, you'll notice something in the air
A blend of two things that look alike
But if you see some chocolate in the middle of the street
Before you pick it up and eat it think twice

Horseshit and fudge, horseshit and fudge
There's no place like it in the world
Horseshit and fudge, horseshit and fudge
Fun for every boy and girl



Credits
Writer(s): Scott Richard Cooley
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