She Got Even
My girlfriend and my ex got together one night
I thought for sure it would turn out to be a cat fight
Instead they started drinkin' and comparin' notes
Yours truly, the subject and my infamous quotes
Soon she discovered I'd used the same lines on 'em both
And gave 'em each the same exact love letters that I'd wrote
I told her I'd been faithful, that the ex and I were through
But she learned I'd had my cake and I'd been eatin' it too
I did some bad things, some lyin' and some cheatin'
I've got to admit I deserved to get a beatin'
I thought she'd get upset, and maybe she'd be leavin'
She coulda got mad, but oh no, she got even
I apologized, and to my surprise, she said she'd accept
Incredibly, she said that she'd forgive and forget
She threw a big party, even baked me a cake
Served me with a smile that I soon found out was fake
Later I realized my piece was more than just a snack
It had a secret ingredient – a whole box of ex-lax
She treated me like a king, then I spent the whole night on the throne
The next day I prayed to God she'd never come back home
I did some bad things, some lyin' and some cheatin'
I've got to admit I deserved to get a beatin'
I thought she'd get upset, and maybe she'd be leavin'
She coulda got mad, but oh no, she got even
I did some bad things, some lyin' and some cheatin'
I've got to admit I deserved to get a beatin'
I thought she'd get upset, and maybe she'd be leavin'
She coulda got mad, but oh no, she got even
I thought for sure it would turn out to be a cat fight
Instead they started drinkin' and comparin' notes
Yours truly, the subject and my infamous quotes
Soon she discovered I'd used the same lines on 'em both
And gave 'em each the same exact love letters that I'd wrote
I told her I'd been faithful, that the ex and I were through
But she learned I'd had my cake and I'd been eatin' it too
I did some bad things, some lyin' and some cheatin'
I've got to admit I deserved to get a beatin'
I thought she'd get upset, and maybe she'd be leavin'
She coulda got mad, but oh no, she got even
I apologized, and to my surprise, she said she'd accept
Incredibly, she said that she'd forgive and forget
She threw a big party, even baked me a cake
Served me with a smile that I soon found out was fake
Later I realized my piece was more than just a snack
It had a secret ingredient – a whole box of ex-lax
She treated me like a king, then I spent the whole night on the throne
The next day I prayed to God she'd never come back home
I did some bad things, some lyin' and some cheatin'
I've got to admit I deserved to get a beatin'
I thought she'd get upset, and maybe she'd be leavin'
She coulda got mad, but oh no, she got even
I did some bad things, some lyin' and some cheatin'
I've got to admit I deserved to get a beatin'
I thought she'd get upset, and maybe she'd be leavin'
She coulda got mad, but oh no, she got even
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Writer(s): Scott Richard Cooley
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