The Garden City Song

Had a cold beer for breakfast
A few more at lunch
Had four or five at suppertime
By eight o clock I was drunk
In the morning I won't remember
Any of these little girls names
But I'll go to the fridge
Grab another beer
And get drunk all over again
So we started off at the Dead Dog
And we ended up at The Point
Made it back to Charlie's house
And smoked another joint

Myrtle Beach ran out of beer
We went up to Cherry Grove
We all got high and lost our lighters
So we had to use the stove
We went to every party and shut em down
And damn that was such a pity
So we found all the girls
That were still awake and
Brought 'em back to Garden City

After waking up next to a girl
That I never had seen before
But hell as drunk as I was
The night before
She could've been the girl next door
I look at the clock and it's
Half past nine and
I hear something in the den
And I thought we were doing fine
But Charlie's at it again
So we take a shot of rum
And we're being dumb
So we're headed down to the pier
With two guitars
Surfboards in the car
And a cooler full of beer

Myrtle Beach ran out of beer
We went up to Cherry Grove
We all got high and lost our lighters
So we had to use the stove
We went to every party and shut em down
And damn that was such a pity
So we found all the girls
That were still awake and
Brought 'em back to Garden City

Tons of waves not a bit of shade
Girls we don't know stop to say hello
They hang around a while
Then ask us where to go
Cause the sun's going down and
The beer's getting low
Then the phone rings so I look at Joe
And we were so drunk
We forgot we had a show
So we showed up late and
A little baked and we
Play them our little song
Say we've been drunk
For two damn days
And this is what went on

Myrtle Beach ran out of beer
We went up to Cherry Grove
We all got high and lost our lighters
So we had to use the stove
We went to every party and shut em down
And damn that was such a pity
So we found all the girls
That were still awake and
Brought 'em back to Garden City